Interesting

Here is interesting information.

The planet Mars is being the brightest in the night sky starting from August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultimate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 round about 12:30 am. It will look like the earth has 2 moons! The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Share this with your friends as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again… Good luck and take care!

This news I got from a friend, Chanroeun.


Stupid question and answer

BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it isn’t heavy.
GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me…
GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
BOY: Sure, what’s your phone number?
GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple.
GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don’t you ever want to improve??
BOY: I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL: How soon??
BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?
TRACY: I did once. He’d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN: You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN: Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN: NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY: John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly. What do you think, Peter?
PETER: A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.
1. Girlfriend: “…And are you sure you love me and no one else?”
Boyfriend: “Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.”
2. Teacher: “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?”
Pupil: “The moon.”
Teacher: “Why?”
Pupil: “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it.”
3. Teacher: “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”
Pupil: “A teacher.”
4. Waiter: “Would you like your coffee black?”
Customer: “What other colors do you have?”
5. My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
6. Teacher: “Sam, you talk a lot!”
Sam: “It’s a family tradition.”
Teacher: “What do you mean?”
Sam: “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, myfather is a teacher.”
Teacher: “What about your mother?”
Sam: “She’s a woman.”
7. Tom: “How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?”
David: “You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.”
8. Teacher: “Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?”
Student: “Brotherly love.”
9. Teacher: “Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?”
Sam: “No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.”
10. Patient: “What are the chances of my recovering doctor?”
Doctor: “One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated. The others all died.”
11. Teacher: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
One Student: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.”
12. Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
One Student: “Because George still had the axe in is hand.”
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This jok I got from my teacher, Mr. Ngin Saorath. Thanks

Jokes

Stupid question and answer


My Friend’s Picture

Hi! His name is Chanroeun Pa. He is 26 years old. He is a philosophy lover who is doing master study in Philosophy at Assumption University, the first international university in Thailand. In his spare time, He likes watching movie, travelling from place to place, playing badminton, and reading. He is a challenged man and the most challenged thing in his life is thinking positively towards life. Now He discovered himself that living is like looking at the mirror: if you smile at it, you will get a lovely reflected smiling, but if you stare at the morror, there will be a terrible reflection. Therefore, He discovered himself that LIFE is BEAUTIFUL. One life, live it worthly and happily but not the tear of the others.
He’s Oeurn Sokha, 26 year-old. He is currently pursuing Master application of Economic Cooperation Law at a French University, Toulouse 1, delocalized in Hanoi, VN. He is the brother of my close friend Sakhan. His hobbies are swimming, playing badminton, table tennis, moive and reading.


My friend’s wedding in Kampong Speu Province in 1998.


Colleagues

CIC Team, 2004




Classmates

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A One-year-intensive-diploma Course in Journalism, The Cambodia Communication Institue, Royal University of Phnom Penh. February 21, 2005 to March 2006. Student list.pdf
A One-year-intensive-diploma Course in Journalism, The Cambodia Communication Institue, Royal University of Phnom Penh. February 21, 2005 to March 2006. Student list.pdf

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My wife is my lost sister

06/08/2005

Phnom Penh – A Cambodian man’s joy turned to dismay after he discovered that his long-lost mother, who had survived the bloody Khmer Rouge regime, was also the mother of his wife.

Tep Song, 35, and his wife Tep Ly, 38, had been removed from their village in the southern province of Svay Rieng and separated by Khmer Rouge troops in 1975 when they were five and eight, respectively…